Warning: Fleshlights may cause jealousy. Fleshlights should not be left unattended for fear that your roommate may violate it while you’re away. Yes, the Fleshlight looks like an ordinary toy flashlight when it’s sealed up, but behind the plastic is an ultra-realistic masturbation sleeve that feels like a real orifice. It’s the next best thing to real sex, especially if you add some porn into the mix and penetrate the Fleshlight device as prompted!

The Fleshlight Company only recently started adding porn stars to its website and now you can’t get the pleasure of Fleshlight sex sleeves based on stars like Stoya, Teagan Pressley, Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick and Raven Riley. Not only does Fleshlight use these porn stars to sell sex toys, but they have also created customized Fleshlight inserts based on the porn stars’ vaginas, mouths and anuses. Now the Fleshlight really feels like the porn star’s specifications, complete with labia minora.

Newer Fleshlight male sex toys also add new ribbing sensations like the Vortex, in addition to old classics like Super Tight, Ultra Tight, Wonder Wave, Speed Bump and Super Ribbed. The company still retains a healthy sense of humour, as it has now added an “alien vagina” to its line up. This insert is blue and appears to have more than one clitoris. This alien vagina has been created as a special thrust-a-vision gag, to go along with the porno movie This Ain’t Avatar, in which blue painted actors have sex under ugly alien make up.

Other Fleshlight masturbators of interest include the Vibro line, which adds a vibrator to the Fleshlight case, the Stamina Training Unit, and the Sex in a Can series, which replaces the flashlight casing with a more realistic (but smaller) beer can casing. This is a great cover up when for when your girlfriend comes home. (“Just having a beer, hon.”)

Fleshlight strokers are highly innovative, made of excellent material and are the industry standard. So by all means protect your Fleshlight, because with all its cool new features, it’s just asking for trouble.