We know what you were really thinking while watching James Cameron’s Avatar—can human beings have sex with those gargantuan female aliens? Well, provided you stayed until the end of the three-hour movie you know the answer to that. The answer sadly, was no. Not until the fellow became an alien himself. Well screw that, we want to know what it feels like to have sex with an alien using your own human penis!
The Alien Fleshlight’s Innovative Design
Thankfully, those horny guys at Fleshlight had the same idea and created their own Alien Fleshlight product, which was packaged along with an adults-only parody of the Avatar film entitled This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D. What is truly unique about the Alien Fleshlight is the fact that it looks and feels very different than the usual Fleshlight lineup. Unlike all the other Fleshlights, including their new October lineup of “Frankenstein and Dracula” inspired sleeves, this Fleshlight is blue in appearance and actually has two clitorises. Design wise, it is truly the most innovative option the company offers. Of course, what really matters is the internal structure of the piece, as this is Fleshlight’s claim to fame.
Unlike all the traditional Fleshlights, (not counting the Fleshlight Porn Star line) this Fleshlight does not simply have one texture in its canal. It actually combined three of the company’s most popular textures for an “out of this world” sensation. The first part of the canal consists of the swirling Vortex texture, followed by the Lotus node, which was popularized in the company’s Fleshlight Porn Star line. The sleeve ends with the company’s “toughest” texture to survive: the STU (Stamina Training Unit).
Using the Alien Fleshlight for the First Time
Remember as with all Fleshlight products, to lube yourself and the toy generously in order to avoid uncomfortable thrusting. After you’re done, clean the Fleshlight with warm water but WITHOUT soap. (Alcohol can be used periodically as a cleanser) Users are very enthusiastic about the Alien Fleshlight, stating that its sleeve is among the most intense of any Fleshlight model. The only criticism Fleshlight fans provide is that the opening tends to be looser than most other Fleshlights, which are generally tighter in the entry. Men who are small to average size may not be able to reach the full end sleeve, so if you desire to feel the complete Alien Fleshlight canal, use the sleeve in reverse.
This sex toy lets you “boldly go where no man has gone before”, as you can experience sex in space, with some of the most advanced alien females in the galaxy. It’s a great toy for single men, as well as married men, since wives are not as threatened with an alien vagina as, say, some of Fleshlight’s other delicacies like “Tera Patrick's Butt.”
Using the new Alien Fleshy is like being propositioned by a sultry, scantily-clad, blue-skinned alien that wants your sperm for mysterious and probably sinister purposes!
Hey, just think what Captain Kirk would have done if presented with this temptation. Strike first and think later! Enjoy!
